בדיחה שיהיה אחלה ערב.

[Mikeo]

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

[Danzig]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

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[Nicolas]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

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[ThaiB0X]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

וואי חריף ביותר

[NEATEYE]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

גדול!

[Shir =]]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

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[פינגווין]

פורסם במקור על ידי Mikeo

יש לי אחת מצויינת אבל היא באנגלית....

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

גבול בין ישראל ללבנון. מצד אחד עומד משה החייל הישראלי, ומצד שני מוחמד חייל ערבי.
בוקר אחד קם משה, צועק "מוחמדדדדדדדדד" מוחמד צועק לו "מה?" משה צועק לו "כוסאמא שלך"
יום למחרת, אותו הסיפור, משה קם צועק "מוחמדדדדדדדדדדדדדדד", הוא צועק לו "מה?" משה צועק לו "כוסאמא שלך".
למוחמד נמאס, הוא פנה לחבריו ושאל אותם מה לעשות, בטענה שזה מעצבן וזה נמאס עליו.
חבריו אמרו לו "תהיה חכם, תקום מוקדם יותר ותצעק לו "משה" ואז תגיד לו "כוסאמא שלך".
מוחמד החכים, קם מוקדם יותר בבוקר וצועק "משהההההההההה", משה צועק לו "מוחמד זה אתה?"
מוחמד אומר לו "כןןן" אז משה אומר לו "כוסאמא שלך".

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